The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Marry me.
Dennis Duffy! Don’t ever marry Dennis. Always kill and only sometimes boff
The Empty Eloquence of Fools
Kate. 17. Pansexual.
3 things I like: Licorice. The color green. Foxes.
I'm a thinker, a dreamer, a well-fed artist who spends too much time in her head. I count music notes instead of sheep, but even then I still have trouble falling asleep.
I am a desert rat, but my one true love is Boston, Mass. There's just something intoxicating about cobblestones, wrought iron, and metro stations.
I love the smell of rain on cement.
I speak in tongues dripping with honey, but at the end of the day, I remain naught but a fool.
3 things I like: Licorice. The color green. Foxes.
I'm a thinker, a dreamer, a well-fed artist who spends too much time in her head. I count music notes instead of sheep, but even then I still have trouble falling asleep.
I am a desert rat, but my one true love is Boston, Mass. There's just something intoxicating about cobblestones, wrought iron, and metro stations.
I love the smell of rain on cement.
I speak in tongues dripping with honey, but at the end of the day, I remain naught but a fool.
