if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”
boys= nasty and dress bad
me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
The magic of magnetism displayed in an episode of “Excursions in Science,” a series of educational shorts GE produced in the 1930s.
*holds up Starbucks coffee* “I’d like to thank god for all he’s given me”
I shit you not that was the caption some guy on facebook put under a selfie of him and his Starbucks.
"omg you’re just blogging for attention"
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls